Today was an absolutely gorgeous Saturday. I ignored the laundry that needed to be done, and the housework, and the yard work and spent time with my boys. It was very much needed. We went and got our first Del’s lemonade of the season, spent time at the park, and then went to a friend’s baseball game for a little while.
Things were quiet for a bit on the way home. We were exhausted. Then came the crazy.
L: My feet are so hot like they’ve been under a horse’s butt all day.
D: Yeah, I’m so hungry I could eat a horse.
F: Is that bacon?
D: I could eat 100 cows.
L: Imagine if Godzilla had heat vision. That would cook 100 cows.
D: Yeah, that’s a lot of steak.
I spawned little weirdos.