“I know I took a shower last night but can I go take a chillax tub?”
While sitting down to do homework: “Don’t argue with me tonight. I had a long day.”
After I got hit in the head with the remote-control helicopter. “We almost killed mom! The most beautifulest person.” “Imagine if there was a beautifulest person event and they said Sheri McShane!”
While saying goodnight: “Did you kiss me back?” [yes] “Oh good, now we’re married, my honey-honey. Go tell dad.”
Never shy of good laughs over here. Mr. Funny Man.