They never get it right. Ever! My coffee, usually ALWAYS right. My name however…nope! I’ve gotten so many variations. Sharon, Sheran, Gerri, Kerry. Then the odd time they do get the name right, they spell it wrong. I’ve often contemplated just using a “Starbucks name.” My ghost name for my daily caffeine fix. I’ve thought of just Ann, Mary, or Kate. Something they can’t screw up. Something they can hear clearly amongst the sounds of chatter, steaming milk, and grinding coffee beans. I just can’t bring myself to do it. I’d probably laugh and they’d think I was senile.

Do you have Starbucks name?