This kid!

I ran three miles, cleaned out my pantry, and did some yard work Saturday morning. While standing out on the deck after pitching up a tent for them to sleep in I said, “Ugh, I’m disgusting. I need to take a shower.” To which I heard a little voice say, “Yeah, no offense.”

“No offense what?”

“Well Mom, no offence but your hair is all flat on that side and wild and crazy on the other. But no offense.”

None taken kid.