I emailed my son’s teacher yesterday regarding a few missing assignments I saw on his progress report. I knew for a fact that two of the three were completed. We are in the third quarter of school. FIVE months of school. The teacher responds to my one email with three separate emails, all referencing him by the wrong name. No wonder you don’t have his assignments, his name is not SHANE!

Not to mention his name was clearly in the subject line of the email. I think I should send her a bottle of wine. She must be having a rough year.