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After 5 Months You Don’t Know His Name?

I emailed my son’s teacher yesterday regarding a few missing assignments I saw on his progress report. I knew for a fact that two of the three were completed. We are in the third quarter of school. FIVE months of school. The teacher responds to my one email with three separate emails, all referencing him… Continue reading After 5 Months You Don’t Know His Name?

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Heard From the Back Seat: Episode 15

It’s been a while since I shared the goings on of the back seat. There are always good laughs, weird tales, and things that make me scratch my head wondering where the hell they came from. “I woke up a few months ago, married to a pineapple.” I’m pretty sure it must be a movie… Continue reading Heard From the Back Seat: Episode 15

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Stages of Turning 40

I just typed 4-0 and still can’t believe it. How did that happen? I sure don’t feel 40…well except when I look in the magnifying mirror in horror. I swear I was just 34. 6am felt something like this. I then proceeded to inspect each wrinkle and gray hair. Someone remind me to make a… Continue reading Stages of Turning 40