Heard from the Backseat: Holiday Edition
D: Why does Santa only come once a year? L: Because he is in jail the rest of the year for breaking and entering. *Source unknown. They must have come up with it somewhere.
Category: humor
Peanut Butter Cup Crisis
Okay. So Halloween happened. You know that holiday where your kids go door-to-door in the third costume they picked out and collect candy with their cuteness? Yeah, it’s done and over with and they’re happily in their sugar coma. I usually like to end Halloween with putting the kids to bed and pouring a glass… Continue reading Peanut Butter Cup Crisis
HOLLYWOOD Graveyards and Zombies
F: Mom, last night I had a bad dream. Me: What about? F: We were running through a Hollywood graveyard and I got bit by a zombie. Hmmm. Me: How do you know it was a Hollywood graveyard and not a regular graveyard? F: Just because. I’m sure of it. That’s where they make… Continue reading HOLLYWOOD Graveyards and Zombies